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I'm just trying to cheer myself up mate
Besides - how the hell did you guess where all my jokes come from!!!
Wounded!!
lol
xx
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What does Jordan do with her c**t after sex?
gets him to sing 'Mysterious Girl'
Hahahahahahahahahhaha
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A lady goes on holiday to the Caribbean and meets a local man. After fantastic mind blowing sex she asks him for his name.
He says,
"My name is Snow!"
As soon as the words have left his mouth the woman starts laughing, so the man asks her,
"Whats so funny?"
So she replies,
"When I get home my husband will never believe me when I tell him i had 12 inches of snow in the caribbean!!!!!"
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A pacific cruise ship sinks with only 3 survivors, David, Darren and Daisy.
They swim to a small island and live there for a couple of years doing what comes naturally.
But Daisy feels bad about having sex with both Darren and David, she kills herself!
Sad for Darren and David!!! But they get over it and again nature takes its course.
After a couple more years the two lads feel really bad about what they are doing ....................................................................................................
So they bury her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Whats the difference between a G spot and a golf ball?
A man will actually search for a golf ball !!!!!!!
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A Polish immigrant goes along to his local opticians for an eye test.
The optician asks the man to read the chart on the wall
"CZWIXNOSTACZ"
"Can you read that sir?" asks the optician,
"Read it?", says the Polish man "I fucking know him!"
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On a golf theme.
woman decides to take up the sport to widen her social life.
1st day on the fairway and the teacher is having a nightmare.
Every shot she hits into the bunker, so he decides to try a different approach. 'Mrs smith' he says, 'try imagining the club is your husbands penis and try another shot.'
she trys this and hits it 400yds, straight onto the green. 'Excellent' says the teacher, 'next time though, take the club out of your mouth'!!!!!!!!!!
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oh my god!!!!!!
my married name is going to be Mrs Smith!!!!!!!!!!
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