A woman takes her lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home from school unexpectedly, sees them at it and hides in the wardrobe to watch. The womans husband also comes home early, so she grabs her lover and shoves him in the wardrobe, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says,
"Dark in here"
The lover replies,
"Yes, it is."
The boy says,
"I have a baseball bat."
The man says,
"That's nice."
Boy says,
"Do you want to buy it?"
Man says,
"No thanks."
Then the boy says,
"My Dad is outside."
The man pauses and says,
"Okay, how much?"
The boy says,
"£250"
A couple of weeks later it happens again thaqt the boy and his mums lover are in the wardrobe again.
The boy says,
"Dark in here."
The man says,
"Yes it is."
Boy says,
"I've got a baseball glove"
The lover, remembering last time, says,
"How much?"
The boy replies,
"£750"
The man says,
"Sold."
A few days later, the father says to the boy,
"Go and grab your baseball bat and glove and we will go to the park"
The boy replies,
"I can't Dad, I sold them"
The dad replies,
"How much did you get for them son?"
The boy says,
"£1000"
The father says,
"That's
ing to overcharge your friends like that, that is way more than those two items cost. I'm going to take you to the church and make you confess to the priest."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession box and then closes the door on him. As he sits down the little boy says,
"Dark in here"
To which the priest replies,
"Don't start that shit with me sonny, this time you are in MY closet!!!!"
