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The Joke Thread..........
19-11-10, 01:59 AM
#467
Knock knock. Well, I say knock knock, it's more like two tiny taps.
Who's there?
Oh, it's you Audley...
I woke up in the middle of the night to find I was being burgled by Audley Harrison. He tried to escape but I put a wet paper-bag over him and was able to detain him until the police arrived...
Oh, what does Audley and a school kid have in common? They both need picking up 'round 3...
Who's there?
Oh, it's you Audley...
I woke up in the middle of the night to find I was being burgled by Audley Harrison. He tried to escape but I put a wet paper-bag over him and was able to detain him until the police arrived...
Oh, what does Audley and a school kid have in common? They both need picking up 'round 3...
Supe like Wanton, Buju like Banton
09-12-10, 08:48 AM
#468
The Australian cricket team. That is all.
Supe like Wanton, Buju like Banton
13-12-10, 07:04 PM
#469
Not really a joke but it gave me a giggle yesterday. I went with my granny to buy a new TV. When she saw the one see wanted she went to pay for it and the guy asked "do you want the extended 10 warranty with that" my wee granny looked up at him and with the brutal honesty that only pensioners can possess she said "son I’ll no be here in 10 years why would I need that". I've never seen an assistant so uncomfortable in all my life.
14-12-10, 12:00 AM
#471
what do you tell a woman who has two black eyes?
nothing. shes been told twice.
nothing. shes been told twice.
14-12-10, 12:04 AM
#472
BBC News: UK to ban Koran protest pastor.
He should have known this would happen, you can't offend a Muslim state and then expect to be welcomed.
He should have known this would happen, you can't offend a Muslim state and then expect to be welcomed.
"Live fast, die young"
14-12-10, 11:55 AM
#473
And the joke is...??
It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.
18-03-11, 01:06 PM
#477
No more jokes about the Japanese tsunami disaster!!!
A real close friend of mine has died out there....
R.I.P. So Kin Wet
A real close friend of mine has died out there....
R.I.P. So Kin Wet
It's not the size of the feet!!it's the amount of quality on em
18-03-11, 01:08 PM
#478
With eyes like that it's no wonder they couldn't see it coming..
"Live fast, die young"
18-03-11, 01:23 PM
#479
Watching the disaster on tv with the water sweeping inland i thought come on all you whales and dolphins you will never get a better chance than this.
18-03-11, 02:21 PM
#480
Crikey that opened up the flood gates (no pun intended)
It's not the size of the feet!!it's the amount of quality on em
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