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Man in hospital bed wearing oxygen mask over his mouth.
"Nurse"
he mumbles,
"Are my testicles black?"
Nurse raises his gown, holds his dick in one hand & his balls in the other,
she takes a close look & says,
"There's nothing wrong with them Sir."
Man pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her & says very slowly,
"Thanks 4 that, it was lovely but listen very very carefully,
"Are-my-test-re-sults-back?
Always has the answer to lifes dilemas.
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Would you be good enough to participate in this morning's edification?
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" Sab's true stories #429 "
Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished.
- Leslie Nielsen
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Nice gag
all day i dream and shine.
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"SSDB does not condone or promote wack behaviour"
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Knock knock. Well, I say knock knock, it's more like two tiny taps.
Who's there?
Oh, it's you Audley...
I woke up in the middle of the night to find I was being burgled by Audley Harrison. He tried to escape but I put a wet paper-bag over him and was able to detain him until the police arrived...
Oh, what does Audley and a school kid have in common? They both need picking up 'round 3...
Supe like Wanton, Buju like Banton
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The Australian cricket team. That is all.
Supe like Wanton, Buju like Banton
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Not really a joke but it gave me a giggle yesterday. I went with my granny to buy a new TV. When she saw the one see wanted she went to pay for it and the guy asked "do you want the extended 10 warranty with that" my wee granny looked up at him and with the brutal honesty that only pensioners can possess she said "son I’ll no be here in 10 years why would I need that". I've never seen an assistant so uncomfortable in all my life.
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That's funny a bit harsh but true.
