15-02-10, 02:21 PM
"SSDB does not condone or promote wack behaviour"
The Joke Thread..........
15-02-10, 08:20 PM
Good one Das, but what has got me chuckling is your signature quote from 'The Tick'.
I died with laughter when i first heard it, now it's one of those random quotes that I use all the time.
I died with laughter when i first heard it, now it's one of those random quotes that I use all the time.
Would you be good enough to participate in this morning's edification?
16-02-10, 12:40 AM
Its fucking awesome, i bought the box set the other day.
My favourite one is where he wakes up with a moustache.
My favourite one is where he wakes up with a moustache.
My friends call me Hadouken! Cause im down, right, fierce!
16-02-10, 02:05 AM
I just bought an alexander mcqueen t shirt.
Its quite a loose fit but a bit tight around the kneck. !!!
Its quite a loose fit but a bit tight around the kneck. !!!
Always has the answer to lifes dilemas.
16-02-10, 03:13 AM
what did the left ass cheek say to the right?
dont talk to the guy in the middle, he is a real asshole!
quality from my little cuz..
dont talk to the guy in the middle, he is a real asshole!
quality from my little cuz..
17-02-10, 04:28 AM
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: £1.50
Chicken Sandwich: £2.50
Hand Job: £5.00
Checking his wallet, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
"Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?"
"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
"Yes" she purrs "I am."
The man replies "Well wash your fucking hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"
Cheese Sandwich: £1.50
Chicken Sandwich: £2.50
Hand Job: £5.00
Checking his wallet, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
"Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?"
"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
"Yes" she purrs "I am."
The man replies "Well wash your fucking hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"
Supe like Wanton, Buju like Banton
17-02-10, 12:15 PM
Hahaha! I am glad this thread has resurfaced!
I am glad this thread has resurfaced!
"SSDB does not condone or promote wack behaviour"
17-02-10, 01:08 PM
Bono, lead singer of the Rock Band U2 is famous throughout the Entertainment Industry for being more than just a little
self-righteous.
At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland he asked the audience for total quiet.
Then in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds. Holding his audience in total silence,
he said into the microphone, “Every time I clap my hands a child in Africa diesâ€
From the front row a broad Scottish accent pierced the quiet.
â€Well, stop fooken doin it then, ya evil bastard!!!
self-righteous.
At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland he asked the audience for total quiet.
Then in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds. Holding his audience in total silence,
he said into the microphone, “Every time I clap my hands a child in Africa diesâ€
From the front row a broad Scottish accent pierced the quiet.
â€Well, stop fooken doin it then, ya evil bastard!!!
With God's help I'll conquer this terrible affliction.
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