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Just came home and guess what I found?
Large bag full of cushions!!! Fook me if she's buying me a pair of supes for diversion.
Someone with better understanding of women, please tell me why do we need them cushions anyways? When you go to bed you have to take them off but not on the floor. Every other weekend you have to take them out to dust and if you put them back to bed in some wrong order there won't be sweet loving for next week or so...
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get it off ya chest shellshock. dont hold it in. let it out.
repunzal,repunzal let down ya hair so i can climb up and get into ya underwear.
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(15-09-09, 08:29 AM)mr.pure Wrote: CAN YOU STOP QUOTING THINGS THAT JUST HAPPENED, PLEASE !!!
@ shellshock
My friends call me Hadouken! Cause im down, right, fierce!
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Don’t talk to me about bloodclaat cushions. They’re not cushions, they are a symbolic representation of your entrapment, emasculation and subsequent enslavery at the hands of She-Who-Must-Be-Obeyed..
Forget about the War On Terror and all that Axis Of Evil rubbish, that’s a decoy, a smokescreen conjured up by woman to confuse man and divert his efforts elsewhere. The real fight we should be fighting is the War On Fuckin Pointless Gay-Ass Soft-Furnishings, that’s where the true evil of this world lurks.
You know what happened to me the other day? I was told off I wasn’t “leaning back on the cushion properly, you’re squashing itâ€
I know, I know, I wanted to but seriously you just can’t fuckin win against shit like that, what’s the point?
Supe like Wanton, Buju like Banton
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So what's the lesson? If she gives you a pair of supes you should be grateful. If this is war we cannot win then lay back and enjoy all those little good things that might come across...
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The lesson is "Women: You can't live with them and you can't swap their heads like Lego people"
Supe like Wanton, Buju like Banton
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My girl has bought me some frickin awesome kicks over the years.
She was the one that got me my Gonz "High Score" Skates. Now that gentlemen, is WIN!
Man goes into cage. Cage goes in the salsa. Sharks in the salsa. Our shark!
Slip into something more comfortable 
