My wife just got me these... Exclusive to Office, but tbh I just LOVED the colors!
![[Image: soops.jpg]](http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/2604/soops.jpg)
![[Image: soops.jpg]](http://img232.imageshack.us/i/soops.jpg/)
Gift from the missus...
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15-09-09, 07:20 AM
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(15-09-09, 06:18 AM)ez-1 Wrote: Why can't my missus do something like that?
Fuck that shit, I get real nervous when Mrs. Shellshock rocks up bearing gifts. It usually means one of 4 things:
(1) I've crashed your car. Again.
(2) I've left the dog to his own devices, unsupervised and he's mangled your favourite pair of Supes. Again.
(3) I thought cleaning you new 40" LCD TV with a highly abrasive cleaning fluid would make you happy.
(4) I've spunked eleventy million pounds on some fuckin useless piece of shit ornament that I saw in a magazine, or yet another set of cushions for the bed, that we can't afford and I know it's going to piss you off so I've compounded my error by spending even more money that we can't afford in a somewhat futile bid to divert the attention away from my retail-recklessness and seemingly unshakeable determination to ruin you financially.
Supe like Wanton, Buju like Banton
15-09-09, 07:50 AM
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(15-09-09, 07:20 AM)Shellshock Wrote:(15-09-09, 06:18 AM)ez-1 Wrote: Why can't my missus do something like that?
Fuck that shit, I get real nervous when Mrs. Shellshock rocks up bearing gifts. It usually means one of 4 things:
(1) I've crashed your car. Again.
(2) I've left the dog to his own devices, unsupervised and he's mangled your favourite pair of Supes. Again.
(3) I thought cleaning you new 40" LCD TV with a highly abrasive cleaning fluid would make you happy.
(4) I've spunked eleventy million pounds on some fuckin useless piece of shit ornament that I saw in a magazine, or yet another set of cushions for the bed, that we can't afford and I know it's going to piss you off so I've compounded my error by spending even more money that we can't afford in a somewhat futile bid to divert the attention away from my retail-recklessness and seemingly unshakeable determination to ruin you financially.
15-09-09, 08:15 AM
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@ ShellshockAs for Funk's gifts.. getting gift soops is always nice as long as you're getting something decent instead of vulcs or supermodifieds. I remember those being discussed here earlier and lots of people hated or at least disliked them. A lot of the hatred was probably caused by the glitter on the soles which i don't like either.
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15-09-09, 08:29 AM
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Battosai ! FFS mate, the post you were laughing about was directly above.
CAN YOU STOP QUOTING THINGS THAT JUST HAPPENED, PLEASE !!!
And Funkagenda, for future reference, this sort of thing doesn't need it's own thread, it goes in the Postman thread.
CAN YOU STOP QUOTING THINGS THAT JUST HAPPENED, PLEASE !!!
And Funkagenda, for future reference, this sort of thing doesn't need it's own thread, it goes in the Postman thread.
15-09-09, 02:32 PM
#11
Just came home and guess what I found?
Large bag full of cushions!!! Fook me if she's buying me a pair of supes for diversion.
Someone with better understanding of women, please tell me why do we need them cushions anyways? When you go to bed you have to take them off but not on the floor. Every other weekend you have to take them out to dust and if you put them back to bed in some wrong order there won't be sweet loving for next week or so...
Large bag full of cushions!!! Fook me if she's buying me a pair of supes for diversion.
Someone with better understanding of women, please tell me why do we need them cushions anyways? When you go to bed you have to take them off but not on the floor. Every other weekend you have to take them out to dust and if you put them back to bed in some wrong order there won't be sweet loving for next week or so...
15-09-09, 04:51 PM
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get it off ya chest shellshock. dont hold it in. let it out.
repunzal,repunzal let down ya hair so i can climb up and get into ya underwear.
15-09-09, 05:15 PM
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16-09-09, 12:16 AM
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I have no idea ez-1. 
I don't think you'll ever find a fella that does.
I don't think you'll ever find a fella that does.
Slip into something more comfortable 
16-09-09, 12:45 AM
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Don’t talk to me about bloodclaat cushions. They’re not cushions, they are a symbolic representation of your entrapment, emasculation and subsequent enslavery at the hands of She-Who-Must-Be-Obeyed..
Forget about the War On Terror and all that Axis Of Evil rubbish, that’s a decoy, a smokescreen conjured up by woman to confuse man and divert his efforts elsewhere. The real fight we should be fighting is the War On Fuckin Pointless Gay-Ass Soft-Furnishings, that’s where the true evil of this world lurks.
You know what happened to me the other day? I was told off I wasn’t “leaning back on the cushion properly, you’re squashing itâ€
I know, I know, I wanted to but seriously you just can’t fuckin win against shit like that, what’s the point? 
Forget about the War On Terror and all that Axis Of Evil rubbish, that’s a decoy, a smokescreen conjured up by woman to confuse man and divert his efforts elsewhere. The real fight we should be fighting is the War On Fuckin Pointless Gay-Ass Soft-Furnishings, that’s where the true evil of this world lurks.
You know what happened to me the other day? I was told off I wasn’t “leaning back on the cushion properly, you’re squashing itâ€
I know, I know, I wanted to but seriously you just can’t fuckin win against shit like that, what’s the point?
Supe like Wanton, Buju like Banton
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