[Funkagenda]

My wife just got me these... Exclusive to Office, but tbh I just LOVED the colors!

[ez-1]

Why can't my missus do something like that?

[cracky]

New laces are on the agenda though, right?

[ez-1]

blues, blacks, reds or even whites would do. But I like those too.

[Shellshock]

Why can't my missus do something like that?

Fuck that shit, I get real nervous when Mrs. Shellshock rocks up bearing gifts. It usually means one of 4 things:

(1) I've crashed your car. Again.
(2) I've left the dog to his own devices, unsupervised and he's mangled your favourite pair of Supes. Again.
(3) I thought cleaning you new 40" LCD TV with a highly abrasive cleaning fluid would make you happy.
(4) I've spunked eleventy million pounds on some fuckin useless piece of shit ornament that I saw in a magazine, or yet another set of cushions for the bed, that we can't afford and I know it's going to piss you off so I've compounded my error by spending even more money that we can't afford in a somewhat futile bid to divert the attention away from my retail-recklessness and seemingly unshakeable determination to ruin you financially.

[Battosai]

Why can't my missus do something like that?

Fuck that shit, I get real nervous when Mrs. Shellshock rocks up bearing gifts. It usually means one of 4 things:

(1) I've crashed your car. Again.
(2) I've left the dog to his own devices, unsupervised and he's mangled your favourite pair of Supes. Again.
(3) I thought cleaning you new 40" LCD TV with a highly abrasive cleaning fluid would make you happy.
(4) I've spunked eleventy million pounds on some fuckin useless piece of shit ornament that I saw in a magazine, or yet another set of cushions for the bed, that we can't afford and I know it's going to piss you off so I've compounded my error by spending even more money that we can't afford in a somewhat futile bid to divert the attention away from my retail-recklessness and seemingly unshakeable determination to ruin you financially.

[crazycraig]

LOL

Nice soups BTW

[Grimmy]

@ Shellshock

As for Funk's gifts.. getting gift soops is always nice as long as you're getting something decent instead of vulcs or supermodifieds. I remember those being discussed here earlier and lots of people hated or at least disliked them. A lot of the hatred was probably caused by the glitter on the soles which i don't like either.

[mr.pure]

Battosai ! FFS mate, the post you were laughing about was directly above.
CAN YOU STOP QUOTING THINGS THAT JUST HAPPENED, PLEASE !!!
And Funkagenda, for future reference, this sort of thing doesn't need it's own thread, it goes in the Postman thread.

[Samo]

@ Shellshock