The mouse would have to have done something really terrible to deserve a super modified stomping 
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04-02-10, 04:32 PM
#3,032
It's got the audacity to run aboot ma hoose. I'd be quite happy for it to leave of its own accord but if it doesn't it deserves all it gets.
It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.
04-02-10, 07:31 PM
#3,033
Get some mouse poisin, poor it into a small plastic box mixed with Kellogs honey nut clusters, the little fuckers love them, we had a few mice AND rats at work before christmas, layed a few boxes of the above around the workshop, came back after new year, empty boxes and several dead rodents scattered around, worked a treat, try this but as it's a scottish mouse maybe mix the poisin with a can of tennants or something similar. 
all day i dream and shine.
04-02-10, 07:36 PM
#3,034
Bet straight up Irn Bru would do the job too.
If God gives you lemons you should find a new God
04-02-10, 07:40 PM
#3,035
Yes and maybe replace the small plastic box with a set of bagpipes.
all day i dream and shine.
04-02-10, 07:49 PM
#3,036
Yep.
Maybe J could pull the bagpipes out and scare the mouse away?
Maybe J could pull the bagpipes out and scare the mouse away?
If God gives you lemons you should find a new God
04-02-10, 09:26 PM
#3,037
(04-02-10, 11:01 AM)dregz Wrote:(03-02-10, 10:13 PM)sab Wrote: Miss Keys and I must have been seperated at birth ! We sooo have the same tastes. ^^:LOL:
Got my hopes up when you said that Sab.
I thought with the same taste as Miss Keys you have to be refering to a romantic McDonalds with Mr Dregz.
Only to read that i'm to be outdone by a sausage and bean melt.
How's a man to compete with that?
Chuck in a bag a chips and a splash and you win.
Lorrie just get the mouse traps out its the only way. Had a mouse family in my student digs for months. They left in a week once we laid the nasty snappy traps down after trying all the humane way. Lay the traps on paper then u only have to pick the disaster area up on paper then throw it in the bin.
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04-02-10, 10:07 PM
#3,038
That would be more humane than bagpipes, I reckon.
If God gives you lemons you should find a new God
05-02-10, 10:42 AM
#3,039
The mouse is dead, thankfully through no use of racial stereotypes!
Came home from the pub last night, steaming, and it was lying in the middle of the living room floor. Must have eaten some poison that had been down for a while. I disposed of it in a very humane way though, picked it up on a shovel, threw it out my window and it landed on the roof of my neighbours car. He's a cunt though so no worries there.
Came home from the pub last night, steaming, and it was lying in the middle of the living room floor. Must have eaten some poison that had been down for a while. I disposed of it in a very humane way though, picked it up on a shovel, threw it out my window and it landed on the roof of my neighbours car. He's a cunt though so no worries there.
It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.
05-02-10, 11:13 AM
#3,040
(05-02-10, 10:42 AM)Big J Wrote: The mouse is dead, thankfully through no use of racial stereotypes!
Now that made me laugh.What a good end to the mouse saga, the little buggers dead and you didn't have to be the one who did it, your conscience is clear.
(04-02-10, 09:26 PM)sab Wrote: Chuck in a bag a chips and a splash and you win.
Sab, one large bag of chips coming up!!!
(but what is a splash?)
Would you be good enough to participate in this morning's edification?
05-02-10, 11:17 AM
#3,041
Vinegar maybe? I hope...
I put the poison down so I am kinda responsible. He didn't have to come into my flat and eat it though.
I put the poison down so I am kinda responsible. He didn't have to come into my flat and eat it though.
It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.
05-02-10, 11:36 AM
#3,042
^Absolutely, the mouse chose to come to your flat and then to eat the poison. So really its mousey suicide and your concience is clear!
"SSDB does not condone or promote wack behaviour"
05-02-10, 11:42 AM
#3,043
Maybe my flat is some sort of Euthanasia clinic for mice?
The Edinburgh branch of Dignitas.
The Edinburgh branch of Dignitas.
It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.
05-02-10, 03:15 PM
#3,044
hahahaha J get a pic of your neighbours reaction when he finds a dead mouse on his car roof!
05-02-10, 03:19 PM
#3,045
He's a bawhair away from being legally retarded, the doss cunt won't even notice. Guaranteed.
It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.
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