04-02-10, 04:11 PM
The mouse would have to have done something really terrible to deserve a super modified stomping 
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Things that make your blood boil
04-02-10, 04:32 PM
It's got the audacity to run aboot ma hoose. I'd be quite happy for it to leave of its own accord but if it doesn't it deserves all it gets.
It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.
04-02-10, 07:31 PM
Get some mouse poisin, poor it into a small plastic box mixed with Kellogs honey nut clusters, the little fuckers love them, we had a few mice AND rats at work before christmas, layed a few boxes of the above around the workshop, came back after new year, empty boxes and several dead rodents scattered around, worked a treat, try this but as it's a scottish mouse maybe mix the poisin with a can of tennants or something similar. 
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04-02-10, 07:36 PM
Bet straight up Irn Bru would do the job too.
If God gives you lemons you should find a new God
04-02-10, 07:40 PM
Yes and maybe replace the small plastic box with a set of bagpipes.
all day i dream and shine.
04-02-10, 07:49 PM
Yep.
Maybe J could pull the bagpipes out and scare the mouse away?
Maybe J could pull the bagpipes out and scare the mouse away?
If God gives you lemons you should find a new God
04-02-10, 09:26 PM
(04-02-10, 11:01 AM)dregz Wrote:(03-02-10, 10:13 PM)sab Wrote: Miss Keys and I must have been seperated at birth ! We sooo have the same tastes. ^^:LOL:
Got my hopes up when you said that Sab.
I thought with the same taste as Miss Keys you have to be refering to a romantic McDonalds with Mr Dregz.
Only to read that i'm to be outdone by a sausage and bean melt.
How's a man to compete with that?
Chuck in a bag a chips and a splash and you win.
Lorrie just get the mouse traps out its the only way. Had a mouse family in my student digs for months. They left in a week once we laid the nasty snappy traps down after trying all the humane way. Lay the traps on paper then u only have to pick the disaster area up on paper then throw it in the bin.
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04-02-10, 10:07 PM
That would be more humane than bagpipes, I reckon.
If God gives you lemons you should find a new God
05-02-10, 10:42 AM
The mouse is dead, thankfully through no use of racial stereotypes!
Came home from the pub last night, steaming, and it was lying in the middle of the living room floor. Must have eaten some poison that had been down for a while. I disposed of it in a very humane way though, picked it up on a shovel, threw it out my window and it landed on the roof of my neighbours car. He's a cunt though so no worries there.
Came home from the pub last night, steaming, and it was lying in the middle of the living room floor. Must have eaten some poison that had been down for a while. I disposed of it in a very humane way though, picked it up on a shovel, threw it out my window and it landed on the roof of my neighbours car. He's a cunt though so no worries there.
It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.
05-02-10, 11:13 AM
(05-02-10, 10:42 AM)Big J Wrote: The mouse is dead, thankfully through no use of racial stereotypes!
Now that made me laugh.What a good end to the mouse saga, the little buggers dead and you didn't have to be the one who did it, your conscience is clear.
(04-02-10, 09:26 PM)sab Wrote: Chuck in a bag a chips and a splash and you win.
Sab, one large bag of chips coming up!!!
(but what is a splash?)
Would you be good enough to participate in this morning's edification?
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