your all going to hell lol
The Joke Thread..........
18-03-11, 04:39 PM
#483
This is the joke thread let's try to remember that, but on a slightly downbeat note, my Japanese girlfriend dumped me.
Everyone keeps telling me not to worry though cos there's plenty more Japs in the sea.
[/Taxi to hell, please ?]
I know the Japanese like their gameshows but their version of Total Wipeout is messed up !
Mind you, they have thanked the British Government for sending the rescue dogs, they said they were delicious !
[/£1 will be spent on limited edition, Japan only, trainers for every laugh at these jokes.]
But seriously, it's absolutely awful and I can't even begin to imagine the number of lives lost if it had happened to a nation less sophisticated, technologically advanced and well prepared as the Japanese.
My thoughts are definitely with them.
And the unfortunate souls who died in that mental bus crash in the Bronx.
Absolute madness !
Everyone keeps telling me not to worry though cos there's plenty more Japs in the sea.
[/Taxi to hell, please ?]
I know the Japanese like their gameshows but their version of Total Wipeout is messed up !
Mind you, they have thanked the British Government for sending the rescue dogs, they said they were delicious !
[/£1 will be spent on limited edition, Japan only, trainers for every laugh at these jokes.]
But seriously, it's absolutely awful and I can't even begin to imagine the number of lives lost if it had happened to a nation less sophisticated, technologically advanced and well prepared as the Japanese.
My thoughts are definitely with them.
And the unfortunate souls who died in that mental bus crash in the Bronx.
Absolute madness !
18-03-11, 04:54 PM
#484
on toke over the line me thinks.
There's no "I" in team, but there's 5 in "Individual Brilliance"
18-03-11, 06:05 PM
#486
Isn't it ironic that Japan made the brand 'Superdry'?
'I paid for the suede!'
02-05-11, 07:48 AM
#490
Looks like Bin Laden picked the wrong day to try on his Britsh army gear.... 
Supe like Wanton, Buju like Banton
02-05-11, 11:12 AM
#491
Its amazing what you can get done when the PSN is down and I didn't realise you took the bins out on a bank holiday.
02-05-11, 04:33 PM
#492
Apparently he logged onto Facebook places.
Always has the answer to lifes dilemas.
03-05-11, 12:14 AM
#493
Osama Bin Laden Who the fuck's knocking on my door at this time of night?!?!?
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03-05-11, 04:24 AM
#494
So it's true the Jehovas witnesses never miss a door step. :LOL:
Always has the answer to lifes dilemas.
07-05-11, 03:53 PM
#495
Three guys in a cafe.
1st one says "i've got the smallest arms in the world".
2nd guy says " i've got the smallest head in the world".
3rd guy says "i've got the smallest dick in the world".
They all go to the Guinness World Records,
1st one comes out really happy, "i've really got the smallest arms in the world"
2nd one comes out all happy "i've really got the smallest head in the world".
3rd one comes out and SCREAMS " WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BEIBER"??
1st one says "i've got the smallest arms in the world".
2nd guy says " i've got the smallest head in the world".
3rd guy says "i've got the smallest dick in the world".
They all go to the Guinness World Records,
1st one comes out really happy, "i've really got the smallest arms in the world"
2nd one comes out all happy "i've really got the smallest head in the world".
3rd one comes out and SCREAMS " WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BEIBER"??
It's not the size of the feet!!it's the amount of quality on em
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