19-05-10, 04:30 PM
Pokey one of my patients told me that.
Always has the answer to lifes dilemas.
The Joke Thread..........
19-05-10, 04:36 PM
can't remember were i heard it but proper tickled me probably more than it shoulda but lets just say it got afew groans when i re-told it..No sense of humour some folks 
It's not the size of the feet!!it's the amount of quality on em
19-05-10, 05:16 PM
It certailny cracked me up I've been telling everyone.
One of the kids this week told me she was a conservatory I said Oh well I am a greenhouse. LOL She didnt laugh. I did tears appeared then her sister asked was I allergic to laughing as my eyes watered like hers do on the grass. Causing me to nearly hyperventilate.
One of the kids this week told me she was a conservatory I said Oh well I am a greenhouse. LOL She didnt laugh. I did tears appeared then her sister asked was I allergic to laughing as my eyes watered like hers do on the grass. Causing me to nearly hyperventilate.
Always has the answer to lifes dilemas.
19-05-10, 05:40 PM
I'm really into preserving endangered species. You should taste my Panda chutney, it's delicious.
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20-05-10, 02:03 AM
Warning! This next one’s a little bit bad taste so go check another thread if you’re the type that’s easily offended 
Lady Shellshock said to me earlier, “What a day! I don’t know whether I’m coming or going†so I says “Look at me a minute. Yeah, you’re definitely going. When you’re coming you look like a Down’s Syndrome girl trying to whistleâ€
Lady Shellshock said to me earlier, “What a day! I don’t know whether I’m coming or going†so I says “Look at me a minute. Yeah, you’re definitely going. When you’re coming you look like a Down’s Syndrome girl trying to whistleâ€
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20-05-10, 04:08 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
do you still have the handprint on your face from when she slapped ya?
do you still have the handprint on your face from when she slapped ya?
20-05-10, 04:33 AM
Lady Shellshock doesn't do slaps. I once had to appear in court on a charge of domestic violence. The judge said "This is the 3rtd time you've appeared before me on similar charges, why do you keep beating Lady Shellshock?" I said "Well your Honour, I put it down to a significant height/reach advantage, better handspeed and a tougher training regime" 
*I would like to remind you that this is the joke thread and I don't actually condone violence against women
*I would like to remind you that this is the joke thread and I don't actually condone violence against women
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