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an armless, legless girl is laying on the beach crying, a man walks up & asks "what are you crying about?"
she says "in all my life I've never been kissed"... so he kneels down & kisses her.
as hes walking away, she starts crying twice as hard, he turns back and asks "what are you crying about now?"
she replies "in my whole life I've never been fucked"...
so he picks her up, tosses her in the ocean and yells "you're fucked now!"
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Chris Tarrant said to Wayne Bridge for 32,000 what is the colour of your gf's fanny hair?
A) Brown B) Red C) Blond D) Ginger .....he says '"Can I Phone A Friend'"
It's not the size of the feet!!it's the amount of quality on em
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My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday, she said she thought I was a paedophile. Pretty big word for an 8 year old...
It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.
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So very wrong
all day i dream and shine.
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"SSDB does not condone or promote wack behaviour"
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(27-05-10, 04:36 PM)Big J Wrote: My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday, she said she thought I was a paedophile. Pretty big word for an 8 year old...
Say what you want about peados but at least they drive slowly past schools....
I can still remember play time at school. A bit of footy, sneaking a quick ciggy and trying to finger girls behind the bike sheds.
I fucking loved that caretakers job..
Whats the difference between 'Bride' and 'Groom' ?
You can't bride schoolchildren
Supe like Wanton, Buju like Banton
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all day i dream and shine.
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I've had the worst year.
First I had to dump a quality girlfriend because she put on two stone.
Now she's asking for child maintenance.
My friends call me Hadouken! Cause im down, right, fierce!
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A guy I know has split up with his wife.
She left the marital home, taking with her his whole collection of Bob Marley records and the satellite dish.
Poor sod ... no woman, no Sky!
It's not the size of the feet!!it's the amount of quality on em
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Pokey, thats terrible
If you have £5 and Chuck Norris has £5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
