Please tell me that's real.
The Joke Thread..........
05-10-11, 09:27 PM
#527
whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies ????
i dont have a ferrari in my garage
i dont have a ferrari in my garage
21-10-11, 12:02 AM
#528
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seemed fitting to put this in this thread, as everything this guy says must be a joke... incredible level of ignorance / scare mongery, unless this is a modern day version of the day todays "cake" episode.
http://www.thisishullandeastriding.co.uk...story.html
21-10-11, 12:30 AM
#529
i feel like that gran is about to drop her shit and rip out an uzi from her beautiful sweater
21-10-11, 10:43 PM
#530
1st Son: "dad I need to tell you I'm gay "
2nd son: "dad I'm gay too "
Dad: " bloody hell does no one in this family like pussy ? "
Daughter: "I do "
2nd son: "dad I'm gay too "
Dad: " bloody hell does no one in this family like pussy ? "
Daughter: "I do "
It's not the size of the feet!!it's the amount of quality on em
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24-11-11, 06:14 PM
#533
gotta steal that for FB 
It's not the size of the feet!!it's the amount of quality on em
24-11-11, 07:54 PM
#534
Tommy needs to have a word with himself. A lady GaGa doll!
lovin' me terrace footwear.
25-11-11, 04:20 AM
#535
My girlfriend's always helping me to keep fit.
Every time she mentions marriage, I run a fucking mile.
Every time she mentions marriage, I run a fucking mile.
25-11-11, 05:10 AM
#536
A pickle, a cucumber and a penis were talking about life. The cucumber said "When I get big and hard, they chop me up and toss me in a salad".
The pickle said "When I get big and hard, they chop me up and drown me in vinegar".
The penis said "That's nothing - when I get big and hard, they put a plastic bag over my head and put me in a dark, damp cave and bang my head against the walls until I throw up and faint!"
The pickle said "When I get big and hard, they chop me up and drown me in vinegar".
The penis said "That's nothing - when I get big and hard, they put a plastic bag over my head and put me in a dark, damp cave and bang my head against the walls until I throw up and faint!"
25-11-11, 11:05 AM
#538
If you have £5 and Chuck Norris has £5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
27-11-11, 03:34 AM
#539
SCAM WARNING!!!!
At LIDL supermarket.... While packing shopping in your car, you may be approached by 2 fit 18 year old East European girls in tight tiny tops. They wash your screen with tits hanging out & then ask for a lift to another shop as payment. On the way they strip and go down on each other, then 1 climbs in front and sucks you off while the other nicks your wallet! I had mine stolen last Tues & Wed, twice on Thurs and again today. Be very careful
Anal sex is abit like Marmite.......Brown and smelly
Compliments of mr jimmy carr
At LIDL supermarket.... While packing shopping in your car, you may be approached by 2 fit 18 year old East European girls in tight tiny tops. They wash your screen with tits hanging out & then ask for a lift to another shop as payment. On the way they strip and go down on each other, then 1 climbs in front and sucks you off while the other nicks your wallet! I had mine stolen last Tues & Wed, twice on Thurs and again today. Be very careful
Anal sex is abit like Marmite.......Brown and smelly
Compliments of mr jimmy carr
It's not the size of the feet!!it's the amount of quality on em
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