Reasons why I cannot be a chav (a multi-point rebuttal to Errol):
1. I'm university educated, and am gainfully employed
2. I've never had sex in the bathroom of a Kentucky Fried Chicken
3. Both my wife and I have all of our teeth
4. I have neither a rusted out car nor a massive exhaust pipe to bolt onto it.
5. I didn't make up my child's name. Nor is there an apostrophe in it.
6. I don't have a stupid haircut.
7. I don't wear sweatpants.
8. I've never stabbed anyone and have never been stabbed.
9. I don't support Tottenham.
10. UK hip hop gives me a headache.
1. I'm university educated, and am gainfully employed
2. I've never had sex in the bathroom of a Kentucky Fried Chicken
3. Both my wife and I have all of our teeth
4. I have neither a rusted out car nor a massive exhaust pipe to bolt onto it.
5. I didn't make up my child's name. Nor is there an apostrophe in it.
6. I don't have a stupid haircut.
7. I don't wear sweatpants.
8. I've never stabbed anyone and have never been stabbed.
9. I don't support Tottenham.
10. UK hip hop gives me a headache.
If God gives you lemons you should find a new God