[haz]

well thats just shallow isnt it? my opinion of footwear doesnt alter my IQ.. silly billy

also you cant prove a case based on an opinion, im sorry..

[Shellshock]

No you're right it doesn't but I've not mentioned your IQ. I've merely pointed out that you like shit shoes and that you're an idiot. You may well have a very high IQ but you're still an idiot.

Psst..incase you hadn't noticed this isn't a real court of law, nor am I a prosecuting Barrister. Therefore proving cases based on opinion doesn't come into it.

[haz]

You may well have a very high IQ but you're still an idiot.

definition of idiot: "a person of the lowest order in a former classification of mental retardation, having a mental age of less than three years old and an intelligence quotient under 25."

the point is you said you proved something when you didnt..

[Shellshock]

Definition of an idiot: People who like the no.34 in the 35th Anni Series and wack Stan Smiths.

I just made mine up, where did you cut n past yours from? And tell me, how is your definition (or should I say the one you borrowed from sources unknown, because you're an idiot) more relevant than mine in this situation?

[haz]

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/idiot

its called the dictionary mate

[DasBill]

Hey P, you misplaced the intergalactic banhammer somewhere?

[Shellshock]

mate

You has none.

Bill, Mr P says we can keep this one, he's not banning him! We got our very own forum pet! He's ace, he responds to his name and everything. I haven't walked him yet so not sure what he's like off the lead but he's already shit the bed, the little fucker.

[haz]

mate

You has none.

yet another assumption.

[DasBill]

Naaah you lie! Mr P aint that nice!

Now be nice shellshock or Mr P might just take him away to live on a farm somewhere

And Haz, sit! Staaay! Good lad, have a biscuit.

You hoping to train him to compete at crufts or just to be a fully functional member of the community SS?

[Shellshock]

Look, stop fuckin ruining a perfectly funny thread with your rationality and ridiculous insistance on trying to win a non existant arguement. Of course it's a fuckin assumption you twat. At least try and be interesting. I much prefered you when you were all Flava flav at the beginning of the thread with your "peeaaaaccce" and all that jazz, that was much more entertaining. This new "intelectual" you is just not good value. Can I get a refund?

[haz]

lol man you know im interesting you keep responding to me, i feel touched, i truly do, but i get bored easily and with boredom comes lack of enthusiasm so i apologize theres no refunds you already know where the door is because you showed me at the start of the thread so what ya waitin for? il leave you with a souvenir though: peeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaace!

[Shellshock]

i feel touched, i truly do,

Ah, I see, now we're getting to the root of it, very good.

*rummages in briefcase*

Can you show me on this doll where the nasty man touched you? It's ok, go ahead don't be scared.

[DasBill]

dont think yer summat special fella, there have been douchebags before who have gone on for longer and I'm sure yer just 1 in a long line. Also drop the "peace" shit, it's not doing you any favours.

[haz]

looooool alright shell, that was pretty funny, n das i dont man, i was meerly sticking up for myself. seriously though whats wrong with peace?

[Samo]

Peace is for sissys.