My friends call me Hadouken! Cause im down, right, fierce!
Things that make me go.. Wahoo!!!
03-06-09, 10:29 PM
#617
Well done bones. Dont call me the resident nurse my specialism is learning disabilities the pressure is too much. Eek.
EXACTLY.... Worked on a guy I met two weeks ago was chatting away at the bar left my friend popped to the loo came back and he had collapsed on the floor. Thats the effect I have.
(03-06-09, 03:36 AM)Shellshock Wrote:(03-06-09, 12:20 AM)DasBill Wrote: i cant imagine what yer pick up lines were like Sab
Oh, I dunno. I think we have a pretty good idea of Sab's pulling techniques....
(03-06-09, 12:15 AM)sab, the little minx Wrote: Did you know that an elephant has an erection the height of an average man?
And, if by some miracle, that stinging line doesn't get them, she pulls out all the stops and hits em with...
(03-06-09, 12:15 AM)sab, foxy lady Wrote: I am a nurse, Bowels and habbits are a nurses fave subject. Really !!
After that, they're like putty in her hands. What red-blooded man could resist such ways
EXACTLY.... Worked on a guy I met two weeks ago was chatting away at the bar left my friend popped to the loo came back and he had collapsed on the floor. Thats the effect I have.
03-06-09, 10:33 PM
#618
(03-06-09, 10:29 PM)sab Wrote: Well done bones. Dont call me the resident nurse my specialism is learning disabilities the pressure is too much. Eek.
Fine we'll call you "the pickup artist"
(03-06-09, 10:29 PM)sab Wrote: EXACTLY.... Worked on a guy I met two weeks ago was chatting away at the bar left my friend popped to the loo came back and he had collapsed on the floor. Thats the effect I have.
What? Did you drug him and swipe his shoes?
Watch out, shes a maneater!
My friends call me Hadouken! Cause im down, right, fierce!
03-06-09, 10:35 PM
#619
He had admitted that he was an ex heroin addict my arse..... Oh beer goggles. LOL...
03-06-09, 10:36 PM
#620
kinda bars do you go to Sab? Or does the hospital have one built in? 
Then again i have experienced similar things in manchester...
My friends call me Hadouken! Cause im down, right, fierce!
03-06-09, 10:54 PM
#622
Nah im sure yer lovely, if a bit odd and random, in a good way 
My friends call me Hadouken! Cause im down, right, fierce!
03-06-09, 10:59 PM
#624
I reckon if you go out on the town and don't come back with a story, then it probably wasn't worth going out after all.
Unless of course you don't have a story cos you can't remember anything about the night!!!
Unless of course you don't have a story cos you can't remember anything about the night!!!
Would you be good enough to participate in this morning's edification?
03-06-09, 11:03 PM
#625
Oh yes Sab and for them i slute you 
And Dregz i like that theory, tho some kinda souvineer is a must.
And Dregz i like that theory, tho some kinda souvineer is a must.
My friends call me Hadouken! Cause im down, right, fierce!
03-06-09, 11:07 PM
#626
Last time I went out I fell asleep on a chair in the club and got kicked out, only to get my mate to open the fire escape so I could get back in, got kicked out again for sleeping. My mate put me in a taxi which I got kicked out of halfway home, I then fell asleep on a grass bank only to be woken up by a police officer who took me home in his van 
You can pay for school but you can't buy class
03-06-09, 11:08 PM
#627
Are you a Narkoleptic there Akers?
My friends call me Hadouken! Cause im down, right, fierce!
03-06-09, 11:14 PM
#628
(03-06-09, 10:59 PM)dregz Wrote: I reckon if you go out on the town and don't come back with a story, then it probably wasn't worth going out after all.
Unless of course you don't have a story cos you can't remember anything about the night!!!
TOO BLOODY RIGHT. Its not worth going out otherwise. He reins the chaos crew.
03-06-09, 11:17 PM
#629
03-06-09, 11:20 PM
#630
^^^ Hmmm i got a title for Akers! "SSDB Sambuca lightweight"
(oh yeah, Sab i think me n you hi-jacked this thread, oops!)
Hmmm i got a title for Akers! "SSDB Sambuca lightweight"(oh yeah, Sab i think me n you hi-jacked this thread, oops!)
My friends call me Hadouken! Cause im down, right, fierce!
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