08-12-09, 06:39 PM
Guess you're in for a biatch slap then Lor 
So.. Go on, spill it.. what you been doing?
09-12-09, 12:13 AM
(08-12-09, 06:20 PM)Lorrie Wrote: This is not going to go well on the home front.
No shit?
'Hey hon. how was your day?'
'Really good. Hey, you know that guy who works for you? Well, he works for me now...what are you doing with that breadknife?'
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09-12-09, 12:15 AM
(08-12-09, 12:28 PM)sab Wrote: Sunday - Colided my car wing mirror to wing mirror with some dizzy bint, shit. Had to drive around until today with no right side wing mirror. Mended for £30 phewwwwwww.
Yesterday - Finally returned to work after 7 weeks off sick. Yeahhhhh. Just in time for the xmas piss up friday. Wooo hoo. Nurses know how to party.
I need a time and a place, please
all day i dream and shine.
09-12-09, 01:40 AM
(09-12-09, 12:15 AM)cracky Wrote:(08-12-09, 12:28 PM)sab Wrote: Just in time for the xmas piss up friday. Wooo hoo. Nurses know how to party.I need a time and a place, please
^^
Aye Cracky, count me in an all mate. It was this bit of sab's post that tickled me:(08-12-09, 12:28 PM)sab Wrote: Sunday - Colided my car wing mirror to wing mirror with some dizzy bint, shit.
Hey sab, arrange these words into a familiar phrase:
Pot.Black.Kettle.Calling.The.
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09-12-09, 07:48 AM
She is gonna struggle with that mate, you need to make it slightly easier!
all day i dream and shine.
09-12-09, 07:58 AM
I live miles away from sab so I can throw insults at her and raise questions about her intelligence knowing full well she can do me no real harm. You on the otherhand Cracky, live reasonably close. Watch ya wingmirrors!
luv u weally sab and I'm only messin x
luv u weally sab and I'm only messin x
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09-12-09, 12:20 PM
how do i ask my neighbours if the beanie i saw on their clothes line is mine? lol i cant find my favourite beanie, and i saw it from my balcony in their yard. How do i ask em if that is mine without seeming like im accusing them? Its not a common beanie and was bought many years ago, and these guys are from england and i dont think they would have been here when i bought it... how do i go about this?! lol
09-12-09, 12:26 PM
Just met Amir Khan, nice bloke 
If you have £5 and Chuck Norris has £5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
09-12-09, 12:47 PM
(09-12-09, 12:20 PM)nikosg Wrote: how do i ask my neighbours if the beanie i saw on their clothes line is mine?
Don't even ask. Just hop the fence and take that sh*t back. No messing!
Then let them worry about asking you about it. If it is yours they won't even bother.
Would you be good enough to participate in this morning's edification?
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