19-05-10, 08:55 AM
Oh dear! Still, look on the bright side, he might be fit.
Supe like Wanton, Buju like Banton
Things that make your blood boil
19-05-10, 09:02 AM
The thought did pass my mind and am in my uniform. Lol.
Always has the answer to lifes dilemas.
19-05-10, 09:39 AM
Every cloud has as silver lining Sab. 
What you wear on your feet is a mark of the man you are.
19-05-10, 09:48 AM
This sounds like a plot line to a porn film... 
It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.
19-05-10, 10:44 AM
Woman: I've locked my keys in my boot.
Locksmith: Hmm... That's a pretty tight lock.
Woman: Do you think you can open it.
Locksmith: Well I have a bump key. It might be too big.
Woman: I really need this done. Just bang the hell out of it! I don't care if you break the damn thing.
***70's style guitar starts to play***
Locksmith: Hmm... That's a pretty tight lock.
Woman: Do you think you can open it.
Locksmith: Well I have a bump key. It might be too big.
Woman: I really need this done. Just bang the hell out of it! I don't care if you break the damn thing.
***70's style guitar starts to play***
"Action!"
19-05-10, 12:31 PM
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fc
'All sins tend to be addictive and the terminal point of addiction is damnation.' - W H Auden
20-05-10, 07:37 PM
Bloody local plod and their new toy.
Damn helicopter ruining the ambience of my post work, kids in bed beer out the back.
Damn helicopter ruining the ambience of my post work, kids in bed beer out the back.
20-05-10, 07:40 PM
That grips my shit an all Gee, there's an estate not far from me and the fuckers are constantly hovering over it in their "ghetto-Bird" looking for crims with a mega powerful searchlight which they dont mind blasting through yer window and lighting you up at 3am. Cunts.
Supe like Wanton, Buju like Banton
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