That sucks ass Niko! Besides your kicks RRP is around double compared to those ugly ones they let inside before you.
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09-01-10, 07:46 PM
#2,792
I hate dress codes, most of the clubs round here wont let you in unless you are wearing shirt and shoes!
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09-01-10, 07:50 PM
#2,793
@Niko: I've experienced the same in various clubs where I've been around the world. Sometimes I can't get in and the next night I do get in without any hassle while wearing basically the same type of clothes. I mean what the hell?! It's all just bollocks!
Funniest thing I remember about one specific "no entry" incident was just when I had been noted about my "wrong" clothing, the owner came in and we greeted (I knew him) and he asked me to come in and have a few drinks on the house. The bouncer looked "slightly surprised".
Funniest thing I remember about one specific "no entry" incident was just when I had been noted about my "wrong" clothing, the owner came in and we greeted (I knew him) and he asked me to come in and have a few drinks on the house. The bouncer looked "slightly surprised".
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09-01-10, 07:51 PM
#2,794
I never have a problem getting into clubs with trainers on, not many people wear shoes these days round these parts.
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09-01-10, 08:03 PM
#2,795
I got stopped once going into a bar in Croydon cos of the t-shirt and Supes I was wearing.
I said to the brick shithouse black bouncer that if he let me in I'd squeeze his nipples.
He agreed so I gave 'em one hell of a tweek.
We laughed our arses off and I strolled in.
Job done !
I said to the brick shithouse black bouncer that if he let me in I'd squeeze his nipples.
He agreed so I gave 'em one hell of a tweek.
We laughed our arses off and I strolled in.
Job done !
09-01-10, 08:14 PM
#2,796
I have put my socks over my trainers before, so not to be left out, and it worked a treat, looked a bit like suede, although they stuck to every bit of chewing gum in the place, and I had to bin them on the way home.
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09-01-10, 08:15 PM
#2,797
(09-01-10, 08:03 PM)mr.pure Wrote: I got stopped once going into a bar in Croydon cos of the t-shirt and Supes I was wearing.
I said to the brick shithouse black bouncer that if he let me in I'd squeeze his nipples.
He agreed so I gave 'em one hell of a tweek.
We laughed our arses off and I strolled in.
Job done !
to be fair.. it was a gay bar.
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09-01-10, 08:52 PM
#2,800
I use the Jedi mind trick: "These aren't the shoes you're looking for. And free entry."
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09-01-10, 09:27 PM
#2,801
Absolutely hate that pretentious arse 'dress code' bullshizlle. Went to one after hours joint and got stopped for wearing shells.
I took a step back, looked at the clubs sign, checked the name of the club with the bouncer, then laughed and told him that he must be joking because the club is a notorious dive, the floors sticky and the walls sweat and that my trainers are cleaner than the glasses they serve their drinks in. Needless to say he wasn't amused and i never got in.
But what is boiling my blood right now is that one of my PS3 controllers has decided not to work on PES. It works on everything else, but on PES09 and 10 it will only move the player and scroll through menus, but it wont kick or pass????? Can any one help???
I took a step back, looked at the clubs sign, checked the name of the club with the bouncer, then laughed and told him that he must be joking because the club is a notorious dive, the floors sticky and the walls sweat and that my trainers are cleaner than the glasses they serve their drinks in. Needless to say he wasn't amused and i never got in.
But what is boiling my blood right now is that one of my PS3 controllers has decided not to work on PES. It works on everything else, but on PES09 and 10 it will only move the player and scroll through menus, but it wont kick or pass????? Can any one help???
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09-01-10, 09:34 PM
#2,803
I might hold out for a few more suggestions first P.
But if all else fails....who knows!
But if all else fails....who knows!
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