I hate cats, kill the fucker i say and feed it to one of your other neighbour's dogs!
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Things that make your blood boil
23-07-09, 05:00 PM
#1,607
The cat wanted to be friends and my animal loving wife decided to cement the relationship with cans of tuna. now it's tins of cat food and a jar of cat treats. And overnight visits. She's even named the damned thing, 'Molly'.
This was before she figured out it's male.
Killing the cat is obviously not an option.
This was before she figured out it's male.
Killing the cat is obviously not an option.
If God gives you lemons you should find a new God
23-07-09, 05:03 PM
#1,608
(23-07-09, 05:00 PM)Lorrie Wrote: The cat wanted to be friends and my animal loving wife decided to cement the relationship with cans of tuna. now it's tins of cat food and a jar of cat treats. And overnight visits. She's even named the damned thing, 'Molly'.
This was before she figured out it's male.
Killing the cat is obviously the ONLY option.
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23-07-09, 05:05 PM
#1,609
Got room for me in the LBC then, Farm? My wife would kill me.
If God gives you lemons you should find a new God
23-07-09, 05:55 PM
#1,611
There's no reason to think they don't.
If God gives you lemons you should find a new God
23-07-09, 06:50 PM
#1,613
Word up. The missus originally thought the cat was pregnant which kicked off the the whole feeding it thing. But it's just fat. Damnation, I can't believe I let this happen to me. My pimp hand is weak.
If God gives you lemons you should find a new God
23-07-09, 07:13 PM
#1,615
Edinburgh City Council. Just sent me a demand notice for 900 quid for council tax money I apparently owe them from 4 years ago.
To quote Paulie from The Sopranos; "They'll get the money when they suck it outta my ass".
To quote Paulie from The Sopranos; "They'll get the money when they suck it outta my ass".
It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.
23-07-09, 07:55 PM
#1,616
Tell them you're Scottish and they'll have to pry it out of your cold, dead, frugal hands.
If God gives you lemons you should find a new God
23-07-09, 07:59 PM
#1,617
Aye but so are they!
Been paying it regularly since I graduated, 90 quid a month to empty my fucking bins. And they're no even doing that just now! Chancing cunts.
Been paying it regularly since I graduated, 90 quid a month to empty my fucking bins. And they're no even doing that just now! Chancing cunts.
It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.
23-07-09, 08:23 PM
#1,618
no kidding. our garbage strike is in its 5th week. fk unionized city workers
If God gives you lemons you should find a new God
23-07-09, 08:29 PM
#1,619
Government monoploies on stuff like that fucking suck. If it was a private company that mis-charged you they wouldn't be able to do shit for recourse. Because it's the government, they send you off to prison because they realise a year too late they didn't take enough cash from you.
24-07-09, 01:19 AM
#1,620
Things that make my blood boil? Buying a used pair on eBay described as "VNDS" and in "Excellent Almost New Condition"
Getting them today in the mail and gasping at how bad they really are.
But look at the bright side Farm... At least they're Suede! Fuck me
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