[citysupes]

[Marco82]

[pokey27]

Some bastard pinched a pair of our lass's knickers off the washing line. She's not bothered about the knickers but she wants the 48 pegs back!

[citysupes]

[pokey27]

Think this might have been used before
My new girlfriend lets me lick anything off her and i love it!!!
Butter,jam,cheese,chocolate,cream....
You name it,she lets me lick it of her.
She's a fooking cracker

[pokey27]

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra.

—”Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?”
—“I can cut them for you’ said the pharmacist,‘ but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection.”
—”I’m 96″ said the old man. “I don’t want an erection, I just want it sticking out far enough so I don’t piss on my slippers!”

[streak]

christ, you found a joke book from the 90's or summat?

[pokey27]

Aye was hidden under that secret pile of N*kes you keep

[streak]

no secret fella..

[pokey27]

No joke book fella..