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Shellshock - 20-05-10
I hate it when you're wiping and one of your fingers breaks through the toilet paper. Other than that, I'm enjoying my new job at the old people's home...
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pokey27 - 20-05-10
Mr+mrs shellshock were getting fruity in the bedroom...and he asks "baby can i cum in ya ear??" with a startled look she replies...."NOOOOOOOOOO i'll go deaf!!!!!!!!!!!"
To which mr shellshock replies..."Fook off.. i've been cumming in ya mouth for years and you ain't mute are ya"
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Grimmy - 20-05-10
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Shellshock - 20-05-10

@pokey
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Samo - 20-05-10
I love this thread.
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sab - 21-05-10
Boy pisses on floor dad says now impress me n shit on the ceiling.
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pokey27 - 24-05-10
man naked looks in the mirror and says to his wife " why do i always get a hard on when i look at myself??" wife says " cuz even your cock thinks yr a cunt "
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bodders69 - 24-05-10
hahahahahaaa luvin it
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benji - 24-05-10
I always thought Johny Cash was the change from a durex machine.
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pokey27 - 26-05-10
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes
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steve-o - 26-05-10
an armless, legless girl is laying on the beach crying, a man walks up & asks "what are you crying about?"
she says "in all my life I've never been kissed"... so he kneels down & kisses her.
as hes walking away, she starts crying twice as hard, he turns back and asks "what are you crying about now?"
she replies "in my whole life I've never been fucked"...
so he picks her up, tosses her in the ocean and yells "you're fucked now!"
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pokey27 - 26-05-10
Chris Tarrant said to Wayne Bridge for 32,000 what is the colour of your gf's fanny hair?
A) Brown B) Red C) Blond D) Ginger .....he says '"Can I Phone A Friend'"
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Big J - 27-05-10
My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday, she said she thought I was a paedophile. Pretty big word for an 8 year old...
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cracky - 27-05-10
So very wrong
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Samo - 27-05-10