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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - camnic1972 - 06-07-07

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha - very funny!!!

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - camnic1972 - 06-07-07

What goes black, white, pink, black, white, pink, black, white, pink?












































A nun rolling down a hill with a flower in her mouth!!

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Effel - 06-07-07

Two dyslexics walk into a bra.

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Da Camden Ayatollah - 06-07-07

I like bra's. especially when they is on the floor hee hee hee!

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - mr.pure - 07-07-07

I don't get yours Nic, It would've been better just being a nun rolling down a hill.
That'd be black and white and pink.
Hopefully.

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Da Camden Ayatollah - 07-07-07

It jus wernt up to nic's usual standards

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - camnic1972 - 09-07-07

I have just heard that there's a new website for Al-Queada terrorists to get in touch with each other!!






























It is called "Friends Re-Ignited"

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - adidasanth - 09-07-07

Effel Wrote:Two dyslexics walk into a bra.

why is dyslexia so difficult to spell?

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - adidasanth - 11-07-07

this dude has a hard life....

http://www.gumtree.com/london/21/11387921.html

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Suburban Knight - 11-07-07

A flat chested woman wanted bigger boobs, so she went to see Dr Jenkins about having surgery.

"You don't need to go under the knife, said the doctor when he saw her, I'v got a much more effective way and it's alot safer. All you have to do is say this rhyme out loud every morning: Scoobie, doobie, doobie, I want big boobies." The woman was a bit sceptical about it but nevertheless she said the rhyme very morning and after a couple of weeks she had gone up 4 bra sizes.

One day she was sat on a train when she realised she hadn't done her routine that morning. "Oh no," she thought, "if I don't say it they might start shrinking again, I better do it now." "Scoobie, doobie doobie, I want..." she was interupted by a man sat next to her. "You've been to see Dr Jenkins haven't you, he said. "Yes," said the woman, "how do you know."

"Hickory dickory dock..."

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Suburban Knight - 11-07-07

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.
The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so begged their dad for the clue.
"Well" the father said, "It's what mummy calls me sometimes."

The little girl screams, "Don't eat it.... it's a f*ckin' arsehole!!"

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Suburban Knight - 11-07-07

A young boy goes up to his mum and asks, ''Mummy do people come apart like robots?"

His mum replies, "No darling, what makes you think that?"

"Well I heard dad on the phone last night, saying he was screwing the arse off his secretary."

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - streak - 12-07-07

***** note to all posters *****

Can we watch the language and content of the jokes we post please..

We have young members and members from all round the world and do not wish to offend anyone..


****** Thanks *******

(some "jokes" have been deleted or amended)

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - olstar - 12-07-07

thanks mate, yeah guys we need to be careful as young eyes may be watching!

the language of the youngens is back enough these days!

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Effel - 12-07-07

How young we speaking?

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