Drinking Tyskie right now. Drank them out of the Zwyeic
If God gives you lemons you should find a new God
Things that make me go.. Wahoo!!!
31-07-09, 11:25 PM
#1,038
Hahahahahahaha.
I think you'll find it's "It's Zywiec ffs!"
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I think you'll find it's "It's Zywiec ffs!"
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01-08-09, 01:03 AM
#1,039
02-08-09, 08:08 AM
#1,040
wahooo... first time at the casino... lost 10bucks on roulette table (high roller i know),
spent my last 1$ at the pokies machine... after about 5 goes of winning a couple of bucks...mini jackpot...773$ cash my way ~!!!!!!
spent my last 1$ at the pokies machine... after about 5 goes of winning a couple of bucks...mini jackpot...773$ cash my way ~!!!!!!
02-08-09, 09:49 AM
#1,044
03-08-09, 05:28 AM
#1,045
Being left "home alone" for a week
Welcome to a world of watching tv in my pants, enjoying the cold remains of last night’s takeaway for breakfast, not having to hoover up every 10 minutes, not having to arrange those stupid fuckin cushions in "the right way" on the bed, not having to endure any soaps or reality TV bollocks and generally being a total slob for 7 days. Brrrrrap!
This is going to bit me on the arse, I know it is. Watch the blood boiler thread for a "not being able to turn my own oven on" type post sometime soon...
Welcome to a world of watching tv in my pants, enjoying the cold remains of last night’s takeaway for breakfast, not having to hoover up every 10 minutes, not having to arrange those stupid fuckin cushions in "the right way" on the bed, not having to endure any soaps or reality TV bollocks and generally being a total slob for 7 days. Brrrrrap!
This is going to bit me on the arse, I know it is. Watch the blood boiler thread for a "not being able to turn my own oven on" type post sometime soon...
Supe like Wanton, Buju like Banton
03-08-09, 06:26 AM
#1,046
hahahah nice one shellshock!
mate there should be two pillows on the bed... one for each person, no more than that !!! lol
sounds like you need another tv
mate there should be two pillows on the bed... one for each person, no more than that !!! lol
sounds like you need another tv
03-08-09, 06:37 AM
#1,047
(03-08-09, 06:26 AM)nikosg Wrote: mate there should be two pillows on the bed... one for each person, no more than that !!! lol
Mate, the bed looks ridiculous. There's the regular "sleeping" pillows then there's all these other "show" cushion things that serve no purpose whatsoever, they just get chucked on the floor every night, then put back on in the morning. But not just put back on. Oh no, they have to go in a particular order and at just the right angle to each other so as to make the correct overall shape. Who else you know that's had a "training session" on how to make the fuckin bed correctly?
Supe like Wanton, Buju like Banton
03-08-09, 08:37 AM
#1,048
Just one of many reasons to only have women round as guests.
No way could I put up with that kind of bollocks in my life.
No way could I put up with that kind of bollocks in my life.
03-08-09, 02:05 PM
#1,049
Just incase the queen pops in shellshock 
My friends call me Hadouken! Cause im down, right, fierce!
03-08-09, 04:09 PM
#1,050
(03-08-09, 05:28 AM)Shellshock Wrote: Being left "home alone" for a week
Welcome to a world of watching tv in my pants, enjoying the cold remains of last night’s takeaway for breakfast, not having to hoover up every 10 minutes, not having to arrange those stupid fuckin cushions in "the right way" on the bed, not having to endure any soaps or reality TV bollocks and generally being a total slob for 7 days. Brrrrrap!
This is going to bit me on the arse, I know it is. Watch the blood boiler thread for a "not being able to turn my own oven on" type post sometime soon...
PMSL - Tears i can't even see the screeen. Thats funny as fuck. I go for the whole cushion thing tho. Make good props for watching tv in bed tho.
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