Had a fucking bender last night. Woke up on the floor of some girls garage at 5:30 am this morning, spent an hour walking home to my car. Slept an hour now at work meeting and the air con is down and any second I'm gonna hurl.
So.. Go on, spill it.. what you been doing?
16-12-10, 02:23 AM
#5,058
16-12-10, 04:36 AM
#5,059
Oh, i wasnt sleeping on the garage floor on my own mate. She was keeping me company 
Then with the realization that my mate was not coming in a taxi to get me, decided to foot it home.
Then with the realization that my mate was not coming in a taxi to get me, decided to foot it home.
16-12-10, 07:19 AM
#5,060
On a garage floor !! Hmmmm trashy nay classy comes to mind.
Always has the answer to lifes dilemas.
16-12-10, 08:12 AM
#5,062
Lol. Well the garage had been converted to a "room" it had carpet on the floor and a table with chairs if that's any consellation
16-12-10, 08:20 AM
#5,063
Laughing at the Aussie cricket team, The Ashes will be staying with us! woo
"Live fast, die young"
16-12-10, 09:03 AM
#5,064
16-12-10, 10:59 AM
#5,065
I'm at work with the worst hangover I've had in a while. Not even the Greggs and 3 cans of Irn Bru are helping. People are laughing at me.
I'm all about professionalism.
I'm all about professionalism.
It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.
16-12-10, 11:31 AM
#5,067
It suggests you had a homosexual liaison Niko.
It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.
16-12-10, 11:33 AM
#5,068
Ah its all much clearer now.
I dont mind if you think that P, im not giving any details lol
I dont mind if you think that P, im not giving any details lol
16-12-10, 01:33 PM
#5,069
I seriously doubt you did but I likes to play with the wordings sometimes and your post was ripe for it.
16-12-10, 02:50 PM
#5,070
If you hadn't done it someone else would have.
Like me.
Like me.
It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.
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