[Lorrie]

Rented a cottage for a couple weeks but had to come back last night for a few days of work.

Cat, as usual, was angry that we'd left him at home with the house mate. Got to sleep around 1.30 am, cat came into the room a little after 3 to puke on the floor. When that didn't get me up he buried his claws in my face. Been up since and with 2 hours sleep it's going to be a long day.

[nikosg]

phone number steve?

Lorrie that is hilarious lol

[steve-o]

Z your cats a moody bitch! lol

nik... she's 17 man, you pedo! haha

[Big J]

You're the one taking photos of her Steve...

[pokey27]

Her blonde sisters nicer and older niko i think

[SenorDragon]

Got to sleep around 1.30 am, cat came into the room a little after 3 to puke on the floor. When that didn't get me up he buried his claws in my face. Been up since and with 2 hours sleep it's going to be a long day.

You have a lot more patience than I do. Get a squirt bottle and soak the little bugger when he climbs up on your bed, works wonders for keeping my cat at bay.

[Lorrie]

I need more than a squirt bottle to defend myself against the cat. He weighs near 30lbs!

He'd come back and suffocate me.

[Big J]

Never has the term "pussy-whipped" been more apt!

[Samo]

[nikosg]

steve, im fucking 20... i can dip as low as 17 thank you very much!

phone number?

jks haha

[mr.pure]

I said the same about 19 year olds up until two years ago.
Wouldn't go below 26 now though.
Shame really cos I'd been getting on really well with this doubley hot barmaid when I found out she was only 19, last Friday.
All over me she was !

[Big J]

Fucking go for it Mr P! Age ain't nuthin but a numba. Unless that numba is less than 16. Then you're a nonce.

[ez-1]

I'm with Big J! Go for it P if she's hot and I bet she is.

[mr.pure]

Yeah, would love to but fuck that, I've been increasing the age limit lately cos I just can't be dealing with the nonsense that comes out of some girl's mouths.

[Big J]

You need to be judging that on a case by case basis. Some girls my age are a fucking liability, my mates burd, who has just turned 21 (he's 29), is fucking sound.