WTF is dementure?
Do you mean, dementia?
Damn yoots.
Do you mean, dementia?
Damn yoots.
If God gives you lemons you should find a new God
So.. Go on, spill it.. what you been doing?
05-01-10, 03:34 PM
#3,002
Thank you for pointing out that shocking spelling mistake, good job we have you old timers around to point these things out to us
"SSDB does not condone or promote wack behaviour"
05-01-10, 04:04 PM
#3,003
We're not angry Sam, just disappointed. Bitterly.
It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.
05-01-10, 06:19 PM
#3,005
Again. You forgot to mention again. First it was that crap with the ice and now it's this. What are we going to do with the boy?
If God gives you lemons you should find a new God
05-01-10, 06:20 PM
#3,006
Bring back National Service!
It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.
05-01-10, 06:49 PM
#3,007
I weep for the younger generation, I really do..
" shocking cock-up, the mice were furious "
05-01-10, 06:56 PM
#3,008
Seagal, what does anyone do to deserve a Seagal film?
all day i dream and shine.
05-01-10, 07:00 PM
#3,009
Innit.
Must've cost all of £3.
No doubt you spent 10 times that on lager over the weekend !
Must've cost all of £3.
No doubt you spent 10 times that on lager over the weekend !
05-01-10, 07:46 PM
#3,010
I feel like I'm on trial here! I didn't do nuffin' guv! Honest! And as it goes the DVD cost £10 because it was his newest one and I didn't buy any drinks this weekend:p
And as mentioned before, he actually likes Seagal films (fuck knows why!)!.. It was the best I could do with limited resources!
"SSDB does not condone or promote wack behaviour"
05-01-10, 07:48 PM
#3,011
He's no doubt seen how many trainers you have right, thoughtless child?
If God gives you lemons you should find a new God
05-01-10, 07:53 PM
#3,013
Building a snowman and teaching my young boy the valuable lesson that he who throws snowballs at his father should expect several back, right in the noggin. 
05-01-10, 07:59 PM
#3,014
I thought it was a thoughtful present for him being that I have havnt been paid yet, and he has an IOU for a decent present!
G, sound bit of educating there
I learnt that one myself at a very young age...
G, sound bit of educating there
I learnt that one myself at a very young age...
"SSDB does not condone or promote wack behaviour"
05-01-10, 09:06 PM
#3,015
Your old man will be calling round tonight to snowball you Samo, just to get you back for that shocking present, p.s, a tenner for a fucking Seagal film? Did it come with a free £20 note attached or what?
all day i dream and shine.
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