So.. Go on, spill it.. what you been doing?
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09-11-09, 07:56 AM
#2,462
(08-11-09, 01:25 PM)sab Wrote: But Pure Spent the night think that blue wig would look better with three white stripes.
I bet he did. I once put some white stripes in a girl's hair. She didn't thank me, even though the "stripes" were jam packed with protein and nutrients that would make a great conditioner. Well I say stripes, they were more streaks and splodges really...
Supe like Wanton, Buju like Banton
09-11-09, 01:21 PM
#2,464
@ SSAnd whats wrong with the Doc P?
"SSDB does not condone or promote wack behaviour"
09-11-09, 02:05 PM
#2,466
I bet he got his fair share of minge in his younger days, then he was able to conquer the art of time travel! Canny argue with that.
It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.
09-11-09, 11:25 PM
#2,470
(09-11-09, 07:56 AM)Shellshock Wrote:(08-11-09, 01:25 PM)sab Wrote: But Pure Spent the night think that blue wig would look better with three white stripes.
I bet he did. I once put some white stripes in a girl's hair. She didn't thank me, even though the "stripes" were jam packed with protein and nutrients that would make a great conditioner. Well I say stripes, they were more streaks and splodges really...
As long as its no on Mrs SSs Cushions.
Always has the answer to lifes dilemas.
10-11-09, 01:27 AM
#2,471
You know what sab, I love her dearly and would never stray but if Mrs SS did catch me firing off a round of jizz-bolts into another woman’s wig, she probably would be more concerned about her damn cushions not getting messed up. For about 10 seconds. Before she beat me to death with one of my own supermodifieds. And fed my remains to the dog.
Supe like Wanton, Buju like Banton
10-11-09, 03:08 AM
#2,472
these cushions have really scarred you, huh?
If God gives you lemons you should find a new God
10-11-09, 03:20 AM
#2,473
It stings when you're much lower down the list of your woman's priorities than her soft furnishings. Having to compete for her affections with a Goose-down scatter cushion ain't no fun. I drop-kick those fuckers everytime she's not in the room. Fuck Laura Ashley.
Supe like Wanton, Buju like Banton
10-11-09, 03:36 AM
#2,474
I feel your pain. I'm up to six scatter cushions on a sofa that barely holds the two of us, the 4 remote controls, her stuff for doing her nails and the damned cat!
And you want to talk about where you are in someone's affections! She was gone for six days and evidently she missed the cat much more than she missed me! (though she did pony up the money I needed for the gdft Lavers without problem)
And you want to talk about where you are in someone's affections! She was gone for six days and evidently she missed the cat much more than she missed me! (though she did pony up the money I needed for the gdft Lavers without problem)
If God gives you lemons you should find a new God
10-11-09, 02:18 PM
#2,475
doing a fuckload of research... giving myself a little project over summer... im building a Gibson les paul guitar lol this should be exciting! ohhh how i shall watch the money drain from my pockets!
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