[DasBill]

Any kind of scary mask is cool, im always hiding in me parents room with a mask on and the curtains drawn before my dad goes to bed. Funny as fook!
Always feel guilty mind, he's got a bit of a dodgy ticker and high blood pressure

[Shellshock]

^^

I like your style Bill. I once robbed a load of fancy dress costumes from the Student Union, one was an awesome werewolf suit and mask. I put it on and jumped out on my bro who literally emptied his bladder on the spot, dropped to the floor in the feotal position and burst into tears. He was 17 at the time. My dad went mental (about the stain on the carpet, not my brother) but it was so worth it.

[DasBill]

^^ Thats awesome! I almost emptied my bladder laughing!

Best one i ever did was i grabbed a zombie mask and a megaphone and me dad was running a bath, course i sneaked up behind him and made some mad distressed elephant noise.
Thing is he shit himself, went all he-man, and took a swing at me out of sheer surprise! So i shoved the fooker in the bath and ran like hell!

He stopped chasing me at the end of our road

[Samo]

Awesome!!!

[GeeBee]

Weapons grade loons...
Nice one!

[Samo]

Is anyone having problems with the site again? Its doing that thing where I can't access anything through the home page, its just blank...

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never mind, its working again now. Wasn't for about an hour though

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ok scratch that, not working again

[King of the Farm]

Yep... I'm still having that problem

I kept trying to get on to check PMs today and couldn't... then remembered this issue a month ago or so and logged in from the default home page from google.

Can't go to the main forum page though.

[Lorrie]

I typically have to try loading the site a few times when I'm at home for anything to show up. Never a problem at work, though

[nikosg]

ye i couldnt load it at home half an hour ago.. now at uni it seems to work :S wierd

[cracky]

Working fine for me at the moment........it won't be now i have said that.

[mr.pure]

I've never had this problem you guys keep mentioning.

[Big J]

Yeah wasn't working on my phone last night, page was just blank. Could have just been my shitey Nokia though.

[Funke]

Did UMAT today...
it was flipping hard...

if you guys don't know what it is then i'll explain it later.
here's a teaser question though.

"Excessive amounts of mercury in drinking water, which occurs only with certain types of industrial pollution, have been shown to cause Hobson'’s Disease. Island R has an economy based entirely on agriculture; modern industry of any kind is unknown. The inhabitants of Island R have an unusually high incidence of Hobson'’s Disease.

Which of the following can be inferred from the above statements?

Choose one answer.
A. Mercury in drinking water is actually perfectly safe
B. The inhabitants of Island R have mercury in their drinking water
C. Mercury in drinking water has sources other than industrial pollution
D. Hobson’s Disease must have causes other than mercury in drinking water"

another one
Research has found that speaking on mobile phones has a similar effect on a driver as a Blood Alcohol Concentration (BAC) of 0.10. Speaking on handheld and handsfree mobile phones caused the same number of accidents in most cases.

Which of the following can be concluded from the information?

Choose one answer.
A. If you have a BAC of 0.10 and are driving with a mobile phone, it is twice as likely that you will have a crash
B. Driving with a handheld phone is safer than driving with a BAC of 0.10
C. In the accidents investigated by the research, the same number of drivers were driving with handsfree mobiles as with handheld mobiles
D. The results suggest that the concentration involved in talking on a mobile rather than the use of hands is the reason why accidents occur

those are the shorter questions just so you guys are actually bothered to try =p

[Big J]

That sort of stuff nips ma hied!

[Lorrie]

I got them both right, no problem.