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Where can you find new tiny pram inner tubes?
'I paid for the suede!'
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Pissed off that I have to put customs on hold for a few days whilst I wait for airbrushing parts to be delivered

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Man goes into cage. Cage goes in the salsa. Sharks in the salsa. Our shark!
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There shall be riots in the streets!!
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There's nothing worse than being in the middle of something and having to stop because of equiptment failure (insert innuendo here)
Man goes into cage. Cage goes in the salsa. Sharks in the salsa. Our shark!
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Its the skates, they're jinxed! 
fc
'All sins tend to be addictive and the terminal point of addiction is damnation.' - W H Auden
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Just been to visit my dear mum. Her house is on a bit of land and while i was there my daughter was off playing on the swings,
i was chatting to my mum, sitting only about 40ft away from my daughter but there are some large arse bushes inbetween.
She came back after a minute or so and said that a strange man came over and started talking to her.
I freaked out, she told me which way he had gone and i went sprinting throught he woods trying to find him. No luck.
Would you be good enough to participate in this morning's edification?
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Bloody hell, did you call the old bill?
fc
'All sins tend to be addictive and the terminal point of addiction is damnation.' - W H Auden