You don't seem to have much luck with those trains Samo, pain in the arse mate, buy a car 
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Things that make your blood boil
20-12-09, 05:13 PM
#2,672
If I could afford a car then trust me, I would have one!
"SSDB does not condone or promote wack behaviour"
21-12-09, 02:57 PM
#2,673
Fucking council not putting any salt on the pavements. Been snowing here since Thursday, which freezes over night so all the pavements turn into fucking ice rinks.
Somehow not fallen over yet (mainly cos I've been walking on the fucking road as it's probably safer). Worse thing that can happen to me is a bruise and being laughed at by school kids, but if someone old falls they could really hurt themselves.
About time those cunts used my cooncil tax money for something useful and put some fucking salt down!
Somehow not fallen over yet (mainly cos I've been walking on the fucking road as it's probably safer). Worse thing that can happen to me is a bruise and being laughed at by school kids, but if someone old falls they could really hurt themselves.
About time those cunts used my cooncil tax money for something useful and put some fucking salt down!
It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.
21-12-09, 03:57 PM
#2,674
Tried to open the car - didn't wanna work. Might have both locks broken now. Shit.
21-12-09, 10:00 PM
#2,675
Taking 4 hours to get home from work including stops at Brixton, Wimbledon, Morden and West Croydon.
Ten miles of walking on clear roads that no buses could use apparently and not a grit lorry in sight.
Total bollocks !
I'm going into Politics for sure now.
Ten miles of walking on clear roads that no buses could use apparently and not a grit lorry in sight.
Total bollocks !
I'm going into Politics for sure now.
21-12-09, 10:05 PM
#2,676
(21-12-09, 02:57 PM)Big J Wrote: Fucking council not putting any salt on the pavements. Been snowing here since Thursday, which freezes over night so all the pavements turn into fucking ice rinks.
Somehow not fallen over yet (mainly cos I've been walking on the fucking road as it's probably safer). Worse thing that can happen to me is a bruise and being laughed at by school kids, but if someone old falls they could really hurt themselves.
About time those cunts used my cooncil tax money for something useful and put some fucking salt down!
Try living in Montreal for a winter, fella. I lived on the side of Mont Royal. Rich people lived on the top, flat part. The flat part was immaculately sanded and salted and that ended right at the street where the rich part ended. One morning I slipped and slid on my ass for a good 30 feet through ice and slush and water. It was not epical.
If God gives you lemons you should find a new God
21-12-09, 10:46 PM
#2,677
Working 8 hours in an office without heating because it was broken. And big chance it won't be fixed tomorrow.
21-12-09, 11:00 PM
#2,678
Just found out I might have to go back to Vancouver over the holidays. Mom's wounds from her surgery are not healing well and she's been readmitted to the hospital this afternoon.
If God gives you lemons you should find a new God
22-12-09, 12:25 AM
#2,679
Sorry to hear that Lorrie. Thoughts go out to her, especially this time of year
22-12-09, 01:54 AM
#2,680
Sorry to hear that Lorrie, hope she gets on the road to recovery soon fella!
Something that makes my blood boil- ebay sellers who refuse to ship to the UK for no reason...
Something that makes my blood boil- ebay sellers who refuse to ship to the UK for no reason...
"SSDB does not condone or promote wack behaviour"
22-12-09, 09:00 AM
#2,681
If they're in the states it can be a lot of paperwork for them so I don't blame them to some extent.
22-12-09, 10:51 PM
#2,683
(21-12-09, 03:57 PM)reid Wrote: Tried to open the car - didn't wanna work. Might have both locks broken now. Shit.
LMAO - Sorry Reid everytime u post about your car it makes me and my car dilemas feel alot better. My Dad told me to spray de icer on the key before I used it in the morning. But I nearly snapped the wiper off the other day as it stuck to the window. But got a screen cover from the quid shop. MEGA - Investment didnt have to defrost this morning.
Lorrie -Sorry to hear about your mam. That sucks hospital acquired infections are sadly a too common occurance.
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Always has the answer to lifes dilemas.
22-12-09, 11:46 PM
#2,684
a mate of mine got that serious one in his cock when he was recovering from a car accident.
Was not funny and hilarious all at the same time cos he's known to have a monster under his bonnet and jokes abounded about him being cut down to a mortal man.
Was not funny and hilarious all at the same time cos he's known to have a monster under his bonnet and jokes abounded about him being cut down to a mortal man.
23-12-09, 02:10 PM
#2,685
More Sab fodder here:
Spent half an hour getting all the snow off the car, unfreezing the doors with a hairdrier, topping up the oil, freezing my fingers to the bone. Finally got it started (sans the windscreen wipers, I think the front ones are broken too now) and drove off, happy as can be. Got about 100m up the road and put it into third just coming out of a corner. Engine didn't like it, revs were real low so I thought "ah, must've been going too slow". Drop it into second, still no power, think "hmm, that ain't right, lets drop it to first and rev it a bit". First gear, iot's alright so accelerate up to second again *cough* *splutter*. "Oh shit". Drop to first again to rev it a bit *splutter* *splutter* *cough*. Fuel pipe was frozen. Long story short, car was stuck at the side of the road for half an hour whilst I ran around the nearest village freezing my tits off looking for help.
edit: Also, my brothers being a cunt and won't give me any roses. He's got a whole tin the selfish bastard
Spent half an hour getting all the snow off the car, unfreezing the doors with a hairdrier, topping up the oil, freezing my fingers to the bone. Finally got it started (sans the windscreen wipers, I think the front ones are broken too now) and drove off, happy as can be. Got about 100m up the road and put it into third just coming out of a corner. Engine didn't like it, revs were real low so I thought "ah, must've been going too slow". Drop it into second, still no power, think "hmm, that ain't right, lets drop it to first and rev it a bit". First gear, iot's alright so accelerate up to second again *cough* *splutter*. "Oh shit". Drop to first again to rev it a bit *splutter* *splutter* *cough*. Fuel pipe was frozen. Long story short, car was stuck at the side of the road for half an hour whilst I ran around the nearest village freezing my tits off looking for help.
edit: Also, my brothers being a cunt and won't give me any roses. He's got a whole tin the selfish bastard
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