[Dice Oldskool]

Just a few words i read here that i'm sure our English teacher didn't teach us in school.


Wafflehead
Geez
Joshin
Norty
Twot
Funker
Pombird
Cnuts
Tosser

What the f*ck do they mean???

[sin`pl]

1. wafflehead
A client that cannot make a useful decision. They do however make many decisions for decision sake. Often.

Waffles to the point of needing syrup.

Blue. Red. Blue. Red. BlueRedBlueRed. Peter is such a fucking wafflehead. He should go with purple and call it a day.

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2. Geez
Short for Jesus. Used by Christians who don't want to "use the Lord's name in vain" even though it's just as bad.

Geez I'm hungry. Better go to the potluck.

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3. joshin
i'm just joking
man chill i was just joshin wif ya

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4. norty
naughty, used as slang, originated on the internet.

Deia is norty, he needs to be spanked

Who's been a norty gurl?

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5. Twot
a female pussy

clean that twot w/ a douche

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6. funker
A person who lacks some of the qualities of a "fucker" but exhibits many of the same traits.

"He's such a funker for being late all the time!"

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7. pombird - i dunno, someone explain please

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8. cnut
An alternative to FCUK.

"CNUT gear makes you cool!"

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9. tosser
Literally, one who masturbates. Common usage typically refers to anyone of whom you have a low opinion.

eckham's a fuck-useless tosser.

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[mr.pure]

Well done Sin.

A Pom is an English person so a pombird is a typical English girl.

A Cnut is just a polite way of calling someone a cunt.

[Da Camden Ayatollah]

geez can also be short for geezer

[Sooper]

Most of those words are not words that i associate with the English language or ever use, apart from Tosser, Cunts and Geez? Wafflehead ??? sounds shit to me!

[mr.pure]

I'd never heard of it, I just came out with it, off the cuff like, last week.

[camnic1972]

One of my favourite words is "Cunty Bollocks" usually directed towards someone who has really upset me - namely my ex,

"Christian is a total Cunty Bollocks!"

[mr.pure]

Yeah I like calling people Mr Cunty when they've been a bit out of order.
Cunthead, Cuntface or Shitcunt are also useful in different circumstances.



What a fun thread !

[camnic1972]

and "arse wipe"

"Christian is a total arse wipe!"

Oh, and one of the best has got to be "Shit-legs"

"What time is shit-legs (Christian) picking up Cameron tonight?"

[camnic1972]

Can't you tell i really love my ex? Not!

Mr Cunty Bollocks, Arse wipe, shitlegs, twot!!!!!"

[the_marsbar]

Haha, this is hilarious

[camnic1972]

Shit- legs cunty bollocks nearly got a cuff in the snot earlier!!!!

In english that means,
"Christian very nearly had a punch on the nose earlier"

[mr.pure]

You definitely have issues babe.
We shan't go into them though.

[camnic1972]

only with him sweets - but that is another conversation
lol
xx

[Dice Oldskool]

"arse wipe"

Whuhahahhaha Your arse wipe